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bleh, bleh, bleh bleh, bleh bleh,
You Are Best Described By... |
Landscape With Butterflies
By Salvador Dali
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bleh, bleh,bleh bleh bleh, fuckity bleh.
I need to talk to people and set some stuff straight and find out exactly what's going on
otherwise... really... I'm just... fucking around....
Bleh bleh bleh.
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| 05:42am 06/05/2005 |
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mood: disappointed music: death cab for fuckhead - photobooth
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"People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown"
-The Chuck palahniuk
For a second there I thought I was going to have to think for myself, thanks Chucky P.
Quite honestly, I dont even know. Today sucked.
Most of the day felt like getting kicked in the head by a shit ton of people.
and then finally winding down, later in the night, a swift kick in the balls.
I don't want to deal with this shit,
I suck at life, I need a drink.
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| 05:49am 05/05/2005 |
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I am a fumbling toxic fuck tripping through life destroying people.
no. I don't think it's that bad, I think I'm just a prick. I dont know
I've got a thing for purple bangs, then again who doesn't?
I'm gonna go see some ducks tommarow. |
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| 12:50pm 26/04/2005 |
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Oh, joy and rapture.
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Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me
I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppy girls never looked at me
Why should they I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket
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I've just listened to this song for the 4th time, and now finally I see it's beauty and I love it
and how could I ever have believed weezer would let me down.
I love you weezer.
Shfifty Five times, In a row. |
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| 10:34am 20/04/2005 |
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10 REALLY RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME
1. My lip rings ensure constantly chapped lips.
2. I Feel like throwing up... almost all the time...
3. I like wearing eye liner and listening to elliot smith, because I'm gay.
4. I have a horrific memory
5. I am, and will always be, fucking piss poor.
6. I hate my ears
7. I've seen naked pictures of the pink ranger ( not good. )
8. I don't like tony danza that much
9. I like my coffee with immitation powder creamer and sweet N low, so absolutely nothing is natural
10. I'm secretly in love with each and everyone of you
9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART
1. Don't constantly fucking cry, bitch, moan.
2. I'm not here to constantly entertain you, don't expect me to.
3. Have a fucking spine.
4. Have a fucking heart.
5. Talk with me, about things, about philosophy and government...
6. be confident.
7. Smoking is a plus.
8. Don't bother me with shit.
9. Have some morals
8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY
1. Wallet
2. belt buckle
3. keys
4. cigarettes
5. lighter
6. Karate boots
7. Pens
8. Sharpie
7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
1. Crying
2. People who get drunk and act like fucks, If you've been drunk you know, being drunk doesn't turn you into a prick, being drunk gives you an excuse to turn into a prick.
3. Fucking Hardline.. straight-edge violent ass emo gangs... Courage crew 4 life - PRO life, They'll kill you for even taaaasting an abortion.
4. People without confidence.
5. People who aren't straightfoward
6. Sluts
7. Drunks in general
6 PLACES I'VE VISITED
1. Mexico
2. California
3. Alaska
4. Maine
5. SALEM! WITCHES!
6. New york
5 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Write a play
2. Get a lot of tattoos
3. Figure things out
4. Heroine? maybe? Ha, probably not.
5. Fight to the death
4 THINGS I'M AFRAID OF
1. Cops
2. Failure
3. Things won't get better
4. sea creatures, also makes my list.
3 THINGS I DO EVERYDAY
1. Drink coffee/vous
2. Draw on myself
3. Smoke.
2 THINGS I'M TRYING NOT TO DO NOW
1. Go broke paying Jena for things that no one will explain to me.
2. sleep
1 PERSON I WANT TO SEE NOW
1. Jake.. and with that I think I will go find him. |
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| 10:10am 20/04/2005 |
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I hope that I have the willpower to make this the only fucking posting concerning this shit,
I guess after so long I dont know... I owe one post...
You're a cunt, You're a bitch, You aren't mature
no matter what you tell yourself.
I never cheated on you
no matter what you tell yourself.
You cheated on me, incase you don't remember, you fucked someone else not me.
you fucked someone else.
accuse me of cheating on you, I dont give a fuck because right now I just want to see you gone.
I love you but I dont want to be around you,
and I dont want to love you anymore and hopefully after long enough I won't love you anymore,
You want to get married to the perfect man who will sweep you off your feet and have kids and
fuckedy fuckey fuck It sure worked out with the gay guy you fucked,
just keep swinging at those curve balls kid! One of these times he won't be gay!
or maybe he wasn't gay even! maybe you just fucked him and then he dumped you? who knows?!
ah, you're right it feels go to vent!
Stop taking fucking money from my mother, if you and her have such a good relationship Fucking realize she doesn't have the money she's giving you, just fucking leave, go away, dissapear, You're not welcome.
don't stay her for fucking blah blah blah don't come back to visit dont stay her for college, I dont want you here, billy does not want you here, my dad does not want you here and further more HE DOES NOT LIKE YOU
draining every bit of fucking money from me you can before you leave... jesus fucking christ I have to deal with your shit even when we're broken up,
I wanted to break up because I didn't want this fucking half assed cuntfest relationship where you hate me and I die a little more each day, I couldn't deal with you anymore, I couldn't be around you
I'm twenty I dont want to talk about getting married and having kids Fuck all of that I dont even want kids..
And I'm fucking immature and I'm fucking this and I'm fucking that and my drawings are fucking stupid and blah blah blah you're full of criticism Jena but what the fuck are you doing? roleplaying is a waste of time bleh bleh Well what the fuck are you doing? what the fuck is anybody doing? What? you want to be a nurse doctor vet fireman cannibal sword juggling pogo sticking biker ferris wheel operator? sweet.
I'm a fucking loser though.
then again I am a loser, I'm just saying... Everybody is...
You're a bitch to me... I dont think we're going to actually talk much more, ever, and that's the last time I'll ever tell you, you're a bitch to me... and we fought constantly, and you were a bitch to piss me off, and I was a dick because most the time you made me fucking hate you...
Whatever... It's been to long... I dont want to miss you, I dont want to think about you, and hopefully I won't. when you get to california do whatever you want but be careful... cause I'll still worry about you somtimes...
Forget all of this shit... I dont know what the hell I'm talking about...
Fucking "Promise on Gwen, I didn't fuck him hehehehehe" |
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| 06:08am 19/04/2005 |
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You Are 23 Years Old |
23
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Naive |
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You Are 0% Normal
(As Weird as They Come)
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Are you from outer space? Because you're hardly human.
Where people go right, you go left.
And you have little in common with anyone...
Except other freaks of natures :-) |
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| 02:34am 16/04/2005 |
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| 01:42pm 14/04/2005 |
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fuck yeah bitches,
So I got my taxes faxed to H & R block, aaand I set up an appointment for 8, so then I call toy r us and I'm all like yeah bleh bleh I can't come in I'll cover for someone friday though, which I didn't really wanna do cause trading a thursday for a friday is like trading a sore throat for genital aids but whatever and they're like eh... and I'm like or I could just work part of my shift... and they're like okay do that so now instead of having to work from 5-10:30 I work from 5-7:30 how pissin ace is that? very.
Toys R us isn't a bad job... just now without rent and bills and bleh bleh bleh and all the other shit I didn't want to deal with in the first place I dont have to fucking slave for a evil corporation to survive...
I think I'm going to really like my new room It's huge and now more then ever I realize how important it is to have your own space, something that reflects you and whatnot, once I get it looking fantastic
and me like... I'll post some sort of pictures...
I've been hanging out with the guys every day for about a week.. mostly Jake... I sleep on his floor
I forgot how good it feels to live like this... Amen |
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| 01:21pm 14/04/2005 |
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| You scored as Existentialism. Your life is guided by the concept of Existentialism: You choose the meaning and purpose of your life.
“Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.”
“It is up to you to give [life] a meaning.”
--Jean-Paul Sartre
“It is man's natural sickness to believe that he possesses the Truth.”
--Blaise Pascal
More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...
Existentialism | | 85% | Kantianism | | 70% | Strong Egoism | | 60% | Hedonism | | 55% | Divine Command | | 50% | Justice (Fairness) | | 50% | Nihilism | | 40% | Utilitarianism | | 35% | Apathy | | 0% | </td>
What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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| 03:31am 14/04/2005 |
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Nik William Dignan's Aliases
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Your movie star name: Spaghetti Bill
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Your fashion designer name is Nik Texas
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Your socialite name is Stewby Texas
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Your fly girl / guy name is N Dig
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Your detective name is Turtle Spring Lake
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Your barfly name is Spaghetti Screwdriver
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Your soap opera name is William Rannes
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Your rock star name is Spaghetti Spaghetti
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Your star wars name is Nikram Digspa
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Your punk rock band name is The Saucy Dildo
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| 06:33am 08/04/2005 |
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results | Extraversion | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Stability | |||||| | 23% | | Orderliness | |||||||||||| | 46% | | Empathy | |||||||||| | 36% | | Interdependence | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Intellectual | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Mystical | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Artistic | |||||||||||||||||||| | 90% | | Religious | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Hedonism | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Materialism | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Narcissism | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Adventurousness | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Work ethic | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Self absorbed | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Conflict seeking | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Need to dominate | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | | Romantic | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Avoidant | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Anti-authority | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Wealth | |||||||||||| | 43% | | Dependency | |||||||||||||||| | 70% | | Change averse | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Cautiousness | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Individuality | |||||||||||||| | 56% | | Sexuality | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Peter pan complex | |||||||||||||||||||| | 83% | | Physical security | |||||||||| | 36% | | Food indulgent | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Histrionic | |||||||||||| | 50% | | Paranoia | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Vanity | |||||||||||||||| | 63% | | Hypersensitivity | |||||||||||||||||| | 76% | | Female cliche | |||||||||||||| | 56% | |
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| 04:57pm 16/03/2005 |
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Official Survivor
Congratulations! You scored 78%! |
| Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody's perfect, at least you're alive. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 83% on survivalpoints |
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| 05:21am 29/12/2004 |
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You are Howard The Duck. Who the hell are you and
how did you get here? You are so damned weird!
Look at you, you're a freaking duck for
Christ's sake!!! Go away, it's not like you
fight crime or anything. You are the used
crap-paper of the super-hero breed. You're
horny too. God, what a waste.....
Which Superhero Are You?
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| 05:24am 09/12/2004 |
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Teenagers are all assholes.
I almost whooped the shit out of these kids the other day and they didn't even do anything they were just kind of there but they were fucking shit bags I dont know... the whole giggling teenage boy thing pisses me off plus they were looking at me funny and I was the only one working so I said some shit to them and whatever and then they left so... yeah...
I draw a lot more now and It's only half of the amount I should be doing at the minimum but you know how life in the hood is.
I haven't played my bass like at all.. and I wanted it so bad and I still do, these two kids want me to be in a band with them we'd be called "The triggers" oooooh exotic, erotic? tonic? maybe?
"...kind of day you just wanna sit around sip lemonade and wave your penis at traffic."
This Ugly chick at vous hits on Jake a lot and a while back she was telling us how she's not a slut but she gave a guy a hand job to a kittie song, first off kittie sucks second off, How much do those marshmellow chicks cost?
Slut.
I'm not entitled to unhappiness, not allowed now adays.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4: "I nudged him hard, saying 'Come now gloopy bastard as.."
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: Immorality
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Venture brothers
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is? 5:00 am
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 5:26
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: nothing I'm playing music
7: When did you last step outside? Drive to the hizzome for stuff...
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at?: i was looking at abortions.
9: what are you wearing?: Green monstrosity
10: Did you dream last night? Yeah I had a dream this Jackass at work was an hour late so I called Jordan cause I wanted him fired, then Jena woke me up and I was an hour late for work so... Irony folks.
11: When did you last laugh? today, Jake told me that this gay guy at vous told him that gay strippers take one dollars bills off guys faces using only their ass cheeks
12: what is on the walls of the room you are in?: pictures of me as a kid and billy and shnoober
13: Seen anything weird lately?: It's always fucking exploding ass and giraffes for me... I see the sickest weirdest shit
14: What do you think of this quiz?: blow me
15: What is the last film you saw?: Happy Gilmore...bleh... that's not that cool, I like shooter though
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: a gun, then talent.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm a prick
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: I'd destroy everyone and create a race that worshipped me as a god. we need a dependable god.
19: Do you like to dance?: Oh yeah
20: George Bush: George bush? more like gore... foot? I don't know I'm sorry, I'm glad Dubyah is president we all need to die.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: slut! HA HA HA HA HA
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Homo
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: I do as I please. |
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| 02:35pm 08/11/2004 |
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bitches.
I live in a apartment and get yelled at for everything.
It's like living at home only without internet.
Maybe I'll quit smoking I dont want to though.
Maybe I'll do a lot of things. |
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